Re: A Great Idea I Just Had

"Harold And Perkoff Go To White Castle" <perkoff@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote 
in message 
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>I was searching on the web and found a digital alcohol detector.
>
> You blow in it and it lets you know if you're drunk.  I was 
> thinking
> someone should make one of those so it blows and says you're 
> not
> drunk.  So if a cop pulls you over you can be like "Oh man look 
> I got
> my own, I blew in it before I left, it said I was good."
>
> Then you blow in it in front of him and it shows you're not 
> drunk.
>
> The cop is like "Well mine says you're drunk, either your 
> machine is
> broke or mine is, I think I should just drive you home and not 
> give
> you a ticket, because I can tell you are a good guy and you 
> don't want
> to drive drunk"


I bet you ****ed people's wives and claimed they needed.