~ky~ <Beach121@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
> "Harold And Perkoff Go To White Castle" <perkoff@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>> I was searching on the web and found a digital alcohol detector.
>>
>> You blow in it and it lets you know if you're drunk. I was
>> thinking someone should make one of those so it blows and says
>> you're not drunk. So if a cop pulls you over you can be like
>> "Oh man look I got my own, I blew in it before I left, it said
>> I was good."
>>
>> Then you blow in it in front of him and it shows you're not drunk.
>>
>> The cop is like "Well mine says you're drunk, either your machine
>> is broke or mine is, I think I should just drive you home and not
>> give you a ticket, because I can tell you are a good guy and you
>> don't want to drive drunk"
And you think you're going to find a cop who is not behind on quota?
> A even Better idea: Don't drive when you've been drinking,
> it fools those buggery cops every time..
And then there was Harry at 2am when the bar closed. A friend
helped him to his car. Harry dropped his keys three times while
trying to open the door. And then he fell into the driver's
seat. He started the car and went forward a few feet before
putting the car in reverse to back out. Then while still in
the parking lot he made a sharp u-turn and then another one to
get to the exit. All the other cars were gone as Harry reach
the road and the lights of the squad car came on.
To the officer's surprise, Harry blew an absolute zero. He
could walk a straight line and could touch his nose with his
eyes closed. As the officer drove away, Harry said to himself
"Another night in the life of a Designated Decoy."
Dick
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