"Me, Myself, And Perkoff"wrote:
} Cats are crazy, a cat will attack unprovoked.
That's true if you're talking about mice or other prey. _All_ predatory
animals
attack their prey unprovoked.
} Cats are scary.
I find cats to be about as scary as teddy bears.
} They are like mini Lions.
That part is sort of true, just as it would be equally true to say that
dogs are
mini-wolves.
} Cats don't even like people, they hate them.
My cat loves me. She takes a liking to most people she meets, yet doesn't
get
along with other cats. My cat has been with me for 15 years, so I know her
better than you do.
} Cats for the most part are no good.
In ancient Egypt, someone had the idea that cats were evil, and thousands
of
cats were rounded up and killed. This led to a swelling of the population
of
rats, which in turn led to the Black Plague. Learn from history: cats are
our
friends.
} I think they need a couple 1000 more
} years to evolve to be as trustworthy as
} dogs.
I love dogs and cats, and find most of them to be very trustworthy, but in
both
species you'll find a few exceptions. If you thing all dogs are wonderful,
try
adopting an Australian dingo.
} They don't call dogs mans best friend for
} no reason.
Cats are a very close second, if not tied.
} Dogs are a manly pet and ***** cats have that
} name for a reason. Only *****es like cats and
} they like cats because they relate to them.
} EVIL!
My nieces are 3 and 6 years old, and they love their cat. Would you call
them
evil *****es?


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