Me, Myself, And Perkoff wrote:
> On Mar 27, 3:05 am, Taylor <lukebenw...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>> On Mar 27, 3:19 am, "Me, Myself, And Perkoff" <perk...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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>> wrote:
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>>> On Mar 27, 2:08 am, Taylor <lukebenw...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>>>> On Mar 27, 3:04 am, "Me, Myself, And Perkoff" <perk...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
>>>> wrote:
>>>>> I was watching South Park tonight and they had this thing where the
>>>>> cat sprayed something on your face and you would have a trip like
you
>>>>> were on LSD.
>>>>> I was searching online for "Cheesing" but I couldn't find anything
>>>>> refering to cats.
>>>>> Is there another term to search for or does anyone know how to go
>>>>> about having an acid like trip from a cat?
>>>>> I think it was a male cat and I think the thing he sprayed might
have
>>>>> been his jizz.
>>>>> I don't know for sure they didn't quite explain.
>>>>> Thanks for the help to everyone who answers!
>>>> If you believe that, then you'll believe a cat sleeping next to a
>>>> sleeping baby will steal its breath (the baby's). They should have
>>>> explained HOW cats purr.
>>> What?
>>> I would never put a cat next to anyone a baby or an adult when they
>>> were sleeping. Cats scratch, cats are mean. You can trust a dog not
>>> to **** with you when you're sleeping, but if you sleep next to a cat
>>> you might wake up missing an eyeball(like me) or all scratched up from
>>> the crazy cat.- Hide quoted text -
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>> You're crazy. Cat's NEVER attack unless provoked. A cat won't decide
>> one night "gee, I really hate you, I think I'm going to claw your face
>> up". And if you can trust a dog, look at WHY Ontario banned owning pit
>> bulls. Give me a cat ANY day..... err-- night.
>
> Cats are crazy, a cat will attack unprovoked. Cats are scary. They
> are like mini Lions.
>
> Cats don't even like people, they hate them. Cats for the most part
> are no good. I think they need a couple 1000 more years to evolve to
> be as trustworthy as dogs.
Horse-****. Some people just don't understand cats - and the cats know
it when they see it.
> They don't call dogs mans best friend for no reason.
>
> Dogs are a manly pet and ***** cats have that name for a reason.
I like dogs - but generally they are too damned eager to please, too
subservient for my liking. They're like a convenient appliance for those
who can't be bothered putting any effort in. You have to earn respect
from cats, much like you do with people.
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