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" Pardon me, sir. I have an idea. Cor****al, get me the video cassette
of Spaceballs - the Movie.
Yes, sir.
Colonel Sandurz, may I speak with you, please?
Yes, sir.
How could there be a cassette of Spaceballs - the Movie. We're still
in the middle of making it.
That's true, sir, but there's been a new breakthrough in home-video
marketing.
There has?
Yes. Instant cassettes. They're out in stores before the movie is
finished.
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What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?
Now. You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now, is
happening now.
What happened to then?
We passed then?
When?
Just now. We're at now, now.
Go back to then.
When?
Now.
Now?
Now.
I can't.
Why?
We missed it.
When?
Just now.
When will then be now?
Soon.
How soon?
SIR! We found them.
Before noon tomorrow, they will be ours.
WHO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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