The mysterious usenet kook RVGDEA has had a
massive coronary, spilled soda all over his monitor,
and fell out of his electronic wheelchair!
Immediately, if not sooner, a massive crane was
employed to carry him out of his house, as he weighed
an astounding 1,350 pounds!
He was rushed to the local hospital, where upon
resucitation, proclaimed over and over about someone
named michael yost having destroyed his entire life!
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