Forwarded to groups where Zanthius resides for consideration
On 02 Nov 2007 05:32:50 GMT, I found that Friendly Neighborhood Vote
Wrangler <wrangler@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> Scribbled the following on the
bathroom wall:
>Here follows the one true ballot for the October 2007 Usenet Kook
>Awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
>burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper or filler for
>Fluffy's litter box at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if:
>
>* you are a notorious net.kook
>* you attempt to vote twice
>* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
>* you vote for or against yourself
>* you vote in a thread other than this one
>* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
>* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
>* you have explicitly been disenfranchised by the Vote Wrangler
>* you have officially been declared non-existent
>* you are under the protection of a Formosa ruling
>
>Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
>until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) UTC on November 9th to cast your votes.
>Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
>
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>KOOK OF THE MONTH
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Ernie Primeau
> Zanthius AKA Dr. Druggie
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
>CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> Chief Thracian
> Petey of alt.folklore.ghost-stories
> The poster last in PDX in 2003
> None of the above
> Abstain
>
>COWARD OF THE MONTH
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Bill Hughes
> Raymond Karczewski
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
>JOSEPH BARTLO MEMORIAL PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Bill Hughes
> Michael "Howdy/Trumpet of the Lord" Schmidt
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
>PALMJOB PADDLE
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Jim Riley
> Michael "Howdy/Trumpet of the Lord" Schmidt
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
>TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Babaloonie posting as nuke lalouche addington
> Michael "Howdy/Trumpet of the Lord" Schmidt
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
>VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> Zanthius AKA Dr. Druggie
>
> YES
> NO
> Abstain
>
>GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> Bill Hughes
>
> YES
> NO
> Abstain
>
>SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Bill Hughes
> Tim "Three ****ing Weeks" Thorne
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
>TAR & FEATHERS
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> Big-8 Management Board
>
> YES
> NO
> Abstain
>
>MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
> (Vote for one or abstain)
>
> Big-8 Management Board
> Saucerheads of alt.astronomy
> Abstain
>
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>Fluffy thanks you for your participation. Meow.
--
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liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of
patriots and tyrants. It is its natural manure."
- Thomas Jefferson to William Stephens Smith, 1787
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