Killer shrooms at hippie music fest...

I went to the Summer of Love hippie music festival in Golden Gate Park on
Sunday and it was disgusting to see thousands of filthy hippies rolling
around in the mud and having *** in their own vomit.  The music was pretty
crappy and the pot smoke thick enough I didn't even have to burn my own.
The only part I enjoyed was the collective booing of George Bush, and then
they only booed him to protest his fascist anti-marijuana policies as
everyone around toked with no apparent oppression by jack-booted DEA
thugs.

Anyway, I was making my way through the crowd to get to the sound stage to
upload a Slayer CD into the sound system, because hippies can't stand
death
metal.  Fortunately, just before they dispersed one of them offered me an
eighth of shrooms for $20.  I was skeptical because the last few times
I've
gotten shrooms they were pretty weak, but these were two big fat fleshy
caps with thick stems.  They didn't make me nauseous and in a few hours I
was totally tripping balls.