Subject: the witchdoctors rehab diaries ( dusk )
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the witchdoctors rehab diaries ( dusk )
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dusk
a man
an extreme unicycle
mayhem ensues
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if i can just get th headphones out of th afro
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Underworld
'Underneath The Radar'
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i'll need some yoga after that ride
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****in wow nippleclamp
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th big block
all my fave trails and
a few traffic island jumps
fr good measure
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th wheel ws hot
dancin
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th big road's gravel verge
no other bugger loves it
cept th young boys on bicycles
not out this time of night
washes of sand and
burnout marks in th gravel
th monoshock uncicyle
carves thru it
goin down th hill and
yum
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still got too much air in th tyre but
i put in my ten k's today
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spring has sprung
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doin slaloms in th burnout marks
ont h newer footpaths
whiter concrete
and round rocks and
sticks elsewhere
any mark
left aroudn tha
right roudn that one
aint gunna make that one
have a ****in go anyway
made it
be ****ed
no falls t re****t
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good vibes inside
hung off a skinny bush
still on th unicycle
changin stations on th phone radio
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hangin off a bush
everythin is in motion
so no difference really
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The Kinks
'Starstruck'
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****off
anyone can do it
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Marilyn Manson
'The Beautiful People'
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well it does makes sixpack abs and
promote flexibility but
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surgery cant fix bad jeans
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that chick had th colour sense of a mule
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we sent jenny.exe back thru th computer
to update her pirate files
a few songs we aint seen in a while
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i dont remember downloading that
or lifting it out of an mp3 player
or three
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it'll come to me
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cmon u pirate music dont ya ?
****n pudknocker
probly tries to hide it
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dickhead
doesnt understand wot th internet is
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?
'?'
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J:\MP364~1\Efua-Somewhere.MP3
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somewhere on th net
somone
is givin away
wot u;re payin for
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and somewhere on th net
someone
is payin money fr
wot u get free
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somewhere
there's a trail that will get boring
ridin it on a unicycle
time aftr time
havent found it
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never th same twice
even when it;s bad
its good
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A Perfect Circle
'Gravity'
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yeah dude
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sorry dudette
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a young computer program
eatin her dogfood they call it
watchin th bugs
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th supposed topspy
of th world
matt damon
cant program his vcr
i program my own computer
and a few others
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some of th bugs man
that;s a ****in compiler bug
they never gave us
vb 7
th ****s
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changed th rules again
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can i run
two instances of this object and
ask questions off both or not
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ya think it;d be clear
it never is
obfuscated code
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if we had that
quarter million kilometre long star****p
with th signularity in th tail
we could rip
th earth's sun
out of th milky way and
fulfill our contract with
pan
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th inquisitor;s mind is
still pondering
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another big black object
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pls dont tell me black holes are solid
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?
'?'
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J:\MP364~1\bjork_One Day.MP3
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starts with cheering
live version
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it's not a hole
just a ****in big
accretion ball
smaller versions
wanderin deep space
everywhere
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when a star goes blewey
her sattelites are cast off
quite a few
swim th void
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i can feel it
21 yrs of unciycling
zen
and
balance
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th dark matter
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everything
frozen solid
in a black hole
all atoms
electrons
everything
packed solid
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but at it;s heart
th
truth
an infinitelty large universe
made up
out of
infinitely small particles
it'll never pack up
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disrupt it
and
drag some of it away
usin another one
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we gotta either
move our star or
kill th black hole
and u seen th size of th star field we live in ?
they;d go everywhere if we killed th black hole
all streamin in to join it
so
ugly
so
beautiful so
****in lethal
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Tool
'Aenema'
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how do we give u a aenema
u big *****
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we have to practise
on another one
one that;s got ****s we dnt like
livin in it;s gravitational field
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alcor will do
just kidding
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a thought
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no good just to disrupt it
it'll fall back into itself
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th size of th things
we'll build and
play with
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we have to
planets
frozensolid
flyin thru th void
we have to cross that
without hitting anything
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learn to swim
lyric
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my forever eyes can see nxt week
sometimes a yr
how far in frnt of th
star****p
goin over light speed
by th time u;ve seen it
u've hit it
if it;s even visible
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i see
wot my kind do
star****p pilots
we go when i say it;s ****in safe
not before
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th training kills enough of us
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but still
th rewards
endless resources
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how big is yr magic ?
are ya confident enough
to us eit
pilot yr way thru aninfinite universe
where th **** is the earth ?
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i trained my psychic gift and
startd pickin up
distress calls
frmhumans like myself
same species but
uptime
lost
lost in space
cant fidn th earth
made th starjump but
th computers
cant figure out
where th **** am i ?
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even with
instant communications
we'll have huge problems
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it;s worse
when they disappear and
ya cant help em and
ya can still hear their every thought
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their outernet blog
still updates
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RadioHead
'Everything in it's Right Place'
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i connect with things
mik noticed it first
the internet
or wot it will become
the outernet
instant messaging
system wide
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a thousand light yrs
in an instant
updated in th
outernet servers
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i'll be hunting ****sticks
fr th rest of my natural
th odd bit of community service
use a pro pilot will ya
they all think
they got th gift
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i can do it
i got eighty five percent in high school
in esp studies
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hasnt studied since
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clicks th mouse and
croessed th sky alright
a dirty big ball
off to one side
curved their path and
missed their path by
a one with
ten million zero light yrs
and still updating
instantaneously
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umm
no **** has ever gone that far astray
wot;s it like man ?
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if it rich enough pickings
th sharks will come sniffing
without bein asked
readin yr blog
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keep looking
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he stuck out past aldebaran and
lazy
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?
'?'
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C:\DO***E~1\pav\Shared\Seal - Crazy3.mp3
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yeh he's goin crazy but
i cant get thru to th psychic bugger
he not born yet
pls stop whingin in my ear ok
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about nineteen
rich kid
momma;s boy
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just
****in
pick a direction and
click ya ****
have some stones
ya got out there
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i think he'll make it
just hasnt found himself
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i get th weirdest karma cop requests
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wot th **** is this ?
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is nice to see
wot th internet becomes and
wot it means to humanity but
i feel fr those poor lost souls
still screamin
get me th **** out of here
you got hard times
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u tell me my kind
hunt em down
for th insurance companies
rent a space****ps
they want their ****p back
or payment pls
th ****'s gone pirate
headed out
not in
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why should i care ?
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his mummie wants him to come home fr xmas
so ****in wot
his life
go hard young man
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The Geraldine Fibbers
'The Geraldine Fibbers : Dragon'
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dragon lady
my ex wife's song
thought i felt th touch of old
devil eyes
my firstborn son
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i prefer devil eyes to
jesus that little boy is well hung
too
little brother called u devil eyes
cant look in em
forever eyes
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they can bee ****in hard t catch
when they dont wanna be caught
magic children
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at four
devil eyes
could be in any of five different houses
i was much th same
no locked room
or house or
supervision
could stop im
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learn to fly
feelin fr
gravity
big gravity
off that way
no turn now man
seriously
turn every ****in light on th ****p on
**** th floatin orca patterns
wont scare this ball of ice
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just slowly floatin thru th void
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th size of
tht uckin huge =star
in our spiral arm
betelgeuse
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Marianne Faithfull
'Pirate Jenny'
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u'll not see me
first lyric
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no
but i can
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it wanders frm side to side
sailing thru gravity fields
why does it feel
like it has
volition
u should bee lifeless
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i could use u friend
to yak my favourite star
out of her death dive
if ya passed just right
we'd just get yanked clear and
u;d bugger off
and leave us
free sailing th rift
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betelgeuse;s dark twin is out there
i can feel him
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we have to save pan
mother earth
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th men in black style
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this will take soem parlay
we'll have to pick th right t ime and
invoke
talker to things
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not above killin things
to achieve his aims
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close relative of nappie i think
bet ya nickie got th joke
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'th ****p could do th job"
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i'm exploring possibilities
"playin with dangerous bedfellows"
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wel
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The Kinks
'Death of a Clown'
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l...
<<< smile >>>
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wot will we actually use james ?
'do u really wanna know ?"
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umm
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not yet thanks
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"wot system will we **** first babe ?"
th closest and cheapest
four light yrs away
if it aint inhabited
probly anyway
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?
'?'
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D:\lyrics\INCUBUS___DRIVE.MP3
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we cant **** in our system
blowin planets and
cleanin out asteroid belts
without playin elsewhere
work place health and safety
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no experimentin in yr own system
till u prove yr theories
wot;s a planet made frm
we blow that ****er up
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first **** to say
wot about if
they started before us
we're us
humans
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unkillable rats[long pigs]
we live on anything
and survive everything
even nuclear bombs
on th odd occasion
soem incredible tales of survival
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never get to hear my last name is pig
our species has a magic name
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i come
i see
i ****ing devour
that;s humanity
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environementalisim
is
[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:45:59]
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?
'?'
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for after th gold rushC:\DO***E~1\pav\MYDOCU~1\MYMUSI~1\PLACEBO -
Sleeping With Ghosts.MP3
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we cant read between the lines
lyric
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we'll make it dickheads
despite ourselves
we'll make it
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we'll build massive ****ps and
some of us will always be screaming
th horror
just rapaciousness
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we live in
an infinite universe
not
on a ball of rock and water
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and every bad dream of every writer
exists smewhere
in an infinite universe
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the way
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regions with different rules
my psychic probes hit them
and come back all distorted and
readable
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my blog
dumb thing htta is
decided it wasnt addressing
just humanity
yrs ago
all our electrical signals goin out into th void
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Underworld
'Underneath The Radar'
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there wast this book
about hitmen
th death frreaks i think they called it
my kind of book
i was a hitman fr th gypsie mafia at th time
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so many walkin around with contracts on their heads
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wasnt funny
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they got together and
decided to whack
each others enemy
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certain
foretellings
give me th heebee jeebees
cant write th clues to this one
pls
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we're a bit like
programmers
we give each other snippets and
do th odd bit of work fr each other
all black of course
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when i cracked th frnt door of windows ninety five
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just
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th truth is
i had five c+++ programmers
sendin me stuff thru tunnels
in th undernet
why th **** wont this work ?
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umm
usin th wrong language
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how do ya get it to work in yr language ?
****ed if i know
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i use english and
basic
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keept it simple stupid
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work in th open but
listen to no-one
and it is secret
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worked fr six yrs so far
and counting
lovely black job
whackin ppl fr oz
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oh yeah
and th
council for aesthetic deletions
man when they grab ya
u just
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Bjork
'There's More To Life Than This'
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squeel that
there's gotta be more to life than this but
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life ends
on this planet
if that
so called black hole
gets it
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conserve resources
all th way down
to a hard landing
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tomorrow never comes
major catastrophe is
more like thousands
than millions of yrs away
and i'm still lying about it
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i shat funny fr a coupel of days
and i;m a fearless ****
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my feminine side just
ah man
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th earth's ****ed and
half of humnity
cares more about what shoes they;re wearin
and th other half
which pair of shoes he;s ****ing
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and fill their bellies and
their wallets
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bigger things befall us
and our kids
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The Kinks
'I Gotta Move'
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wot th magic doohickey said
we gotta move
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or move th whoel shebang
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somewhere safer
in a cleaned out rift
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somewhere behind
a huge ball of somethin
cleanin out everythin in our path
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this is th thing to travel behind
dont know how we do it but
it doesnt suck us in
we throw **** into it
and other things
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symbiotic
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nursery land
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all th mums
and mums to bee
floatin behind some giant rollin ball in space
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A Perfect Circle
'Orestes'
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i guess it;s cute
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fr th safety
nuthin tangles with big bertha
big birtha
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wow
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it doesnt ****ne
just a huge blackball
rollin along
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a mass of space****ps and
communities
livin in it;s wake
no meteors here
no dust no
stray debris
empty space
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****in expensive
pure empty space
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in an arc
behind th big black ball
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and huge space****ps
arriving and
departing
outside th safe zone
constantly
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th major berthing hospital
fr humanity
is snug behind big bertha
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out at o one g
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natural
if ya can call it that
birth suites
where they give birth underwater
chicks are weird
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but
they do have betetr lookin tits
livin in so much zero gravity
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Fleetwood Mac
'The Chain'
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stop fla****n yr tits at me ya *****
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i hate tetraplegia's sense of humour
if she wasnt a relative i;d
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"just her call sing"
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does she have to yell so LOUD ?
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"she longer and better operant conditioned trained"
hurts me
th carrier been up fr a while
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easy to criticise after th fact
u fly in th dark
"she does mate"
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we all do dont we
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all die alone too
in case ya didnt know
been there a coupel of times
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where was i ?
'yackin to tetraplegia's computer"
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th ****in outernet is strong isnt it ?
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"it has many psychic links yes"
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well th web is givin me th ****s
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"and somegrouse music"
i liek pirating music openly
they wont come after me
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AC
'Highway To Hell'
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not if ya value yr life
or have family or
cantpay yr life insurance
dirty deeds done dirt cheap
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why pan commisioned me i guess
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we'll take yr contract
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th termas are
we can live with
losin half of humanity
if we can get th other half off
so that our species can live forever
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we'll leave th pussie half
under our rocket blasts
and their survivors
can breed and
all go down th
ride to th black hole
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dont build yr jungle retreat
up there n th
tassie rainforest
start playin with
bottle rockets
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fun group of guys
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blew th chick out
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A Perfect Circle
'The Noose'
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we'll tell u if we need u
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a bunch of biker builders
now where have i seen that before
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wot survivalskills u got
everran a half acrepermaculture garden
could ya survive
anywhere
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wot are u selling ?
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chick behind u has that too
never works as advertsied
like most things
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triple o three
got hisself a cuban girlfriend
was th rumour
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well
he was sent there to do things wasnt he
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we oz
egalitarian democratic society
partly socialist
free medicine anyway
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'and britain"
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can i ask ruthless bee man a couple of questions ?
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thick as thieves with kuta
if ya ask me
that kutaman is
not wot he seems
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yeah he's my brother
and we share a head but
i do most of th typing
get real
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"coffee..."
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Amy Winehouse
'Rehab'
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was talkin rehab wi little brother
got around th big block on one wheel today
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nice dusk surf
no dickheads
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not one
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was dancin
on th path
thru th trees
in th dirt
this guy walkin his dog
a huge smile
and a gday
i was havin fun
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just zigzaggin
thru this and that
dancin to th tune
in th ears
a boppie piece
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flying
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playin with
gravity
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balanced
perfect
atop th accretion ball
and in motion
surfin wot most folk tink is
solid
bu th pavement cracks
they constantly
filin em off or
fillin em
it all moves
just slowly
a bit up
a bit down
a bit left
a bit right
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not solid my wave
the land surfer
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my forever eyes seeme
surf
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south park
'Suck My Balls Mr. G'
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in on other planets
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a four hunded k long
virgin beach
no human ever set foot on it
and surfin in th surf
on a wheel
no ****heads
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Kylie Minogue
'Slow'
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just
seven days or so
maybe a pretty lady friend
or two
u know
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gotta allow fr my past
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kill some fish and
is this edible ?
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dusk on frazer island
sittin on a sand dune
lookn fr th signs of
tailor
hunting
fr breakfast
perrin thru th waves
fr th big buggers
got four to feed
there's a school
puton a pilchardon a four hook rig and
a huge surf rod
walk out nto th surf and
cast out to new zealand
pillie hits and
th tailor hits th tale
hard
young ones
are called choppers
only chop th tale off
and hten come back fr th kill
maybe
th old grizzled tailor fishermen
bite th tale off th pilchard before
puttin it on th hook
tailor fi****ng
is better than ***
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Iggy Pop
'Candy'
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takin th bait and
run
in a nine foot
breaking roller
i'm neck deep in th surf
fightin a fish
who;s determined to go back out to sea
oh no u dont buddie
my waders go this high
we dont give a **** wot we look like
we here to kill
fish
surf im down this
six foot dumper
lose him in th spray but
i still got a solid hookup
walkin backwards to th beach
in th surf
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yougn sharks
swimmin round our feet
thereso much bait droppe din th water already
and big bream
thrity other guys
laready fi****n
one guy takes a big fish and
befor eit;s landed
there;s bait flyin everywhere
walkie talkies and
cb radio
"phones"
a collection of vehicles
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parked up everywhere
crazy
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a big schoolo fbig tailor
and th guy who caugh tth first one
has bled cleaned
and thrown his in th frypan
had his fun
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watchin em come in
th odd big one
****it
i'll catch another fr lunch
"she wanst bream"
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Machine Gun Fellatio
'(Let Me be Your) Dirty ****ing'
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that's doable
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always come hoem with soemthin edible
if i;m hunting
specially on frazer island
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wot;s that little pile of sticks
piled up inth corner
umm
a small cook pot fire
i set em up everywhere
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i dont need it yet
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umm
on th shag pile carpet
maybe cause it;s shagpile
i dunno
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**** off
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Will Smith
'Switch'
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Disturbed
'Liberate'
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all th heavy metal
has joined th
mix
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Rehab
'It Don't Matter'
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hmm
huffin paint
yr a funny ****
tripel o three
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give me this song twice
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i went and nabbed it myself th third time
was fryin hard drives
tryin to tame th errant electrical sense
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bad thing
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must be a reason
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always
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if ya can read th signs
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poor bugger
stuck in th middle of ****in nowhere
undergoin counselling
just
jumped into a star****p
half cut and
clicked on th mouse
he's gone
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but he's a damn strong psychic
he contacted th past
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i'm not yr minder ****
how do ya figure that ?
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says i;m still alive
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and i could help him
if i could be ****ed
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well
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if i can identify ya
i remember yr mental sig
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?
'?'
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J:\MAY07~1\South Park - Eric Cartman - im too ***y for southpark.mp3
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hasnt popped up in th blog before
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a black t ****rt with
i'm ****ing lost in
space
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just blocks out all vision when his sig calls thru th blog
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i admire yr ego
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how to screw hot chicks
put her over th electric stove top
turn th element on
u bridge now babe
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Beats International
'Dub be good to me'
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A Perfect Circle
'Rose'
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cheated
had to click thru seven
next button presses but
th original tale had
rose mc gowan in it
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ya just know when to spin
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point at that star
and click on th mouse
we'll find somehtin we're lookin for
i'll find our way back home
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wot is a safe route ?
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a cleaned out route
fr heavy traffic
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every ****p
humanity has in th void
has this lane marked in it
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frm th mcdonalds supernova to earth
cleaned space
like
snow shovels
comein thru at regular intervals
and big enough
is safe fr
x period
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a week maybe
nomore than seven
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Rehab
'It Don't Matter'
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days
and
squirt straight down
th centre of th track
dont deviate
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anythin doin over th speed of light
crossin th track
they dont warrant fr
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blows th insurance
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?
'T-Rex - Telegram Sam'
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a straight line young man
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well
it;s th shortest distance between two points
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i know there;s no such thing
there is a low arc
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ok
wot;s th length of a piece of string ?
double th distance frm th middle to th end
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everytin comes in parables mate
all th good stuff does
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that;s not how ya access the stoners bible
ya just
open th thing
somewhere
and wotever u were thinkin about
it should say somethin relevant
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unless its in a bad mood
in which case
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Nirvana
'Sifting'
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it just might give u
wot u didnt want but
needed anyway
i find it;s got teeth
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there will be
a gnawing
and a gna****ng of teeth
but reverendpaisley
i haventgot any teeth
teeth maddam
will be provided
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loved dave allen
and may yr god go with u
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funny to a voodoo priest
of kuta
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"any luck on th karma fixup ?"
i put it to th karma cops
that scarin trolls was a civic duty and
well
they arent screamin at me so i guess
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"that's just bent"
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how many get out of jail free cards have i got ?
"got me there'
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when at first u choose to write a book
u should write a disclaimer
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i just stick one in every eighteen months or so
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one percent of wot u read
in th stoners bible is not true
bein human
we got an out
fr anything
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Cat Stevens
'Oh Very Young'
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if
u can turn anything
into a positive
u can never bee beaten
the stoners bible
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or
there is no negative
that cant bee killed by a positive
the stoners bible
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it can always bee
written better
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negatives dont outweigh postives
they just feel that way
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how do i book a reservation
at th nigel four hilton hotel
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Limp Bizkit
'Hot Dog'
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hot dogs ?
i was thinkin maybe a steak
planet of pissheads
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a ****ed up world
lyric
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well yeah
not much happens before lunchtime
cept th robots
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quiet robots
i might add
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be very very quiet
i'm hunting budgies
indoor budgie hunting
think it;s
in vr but
it;s a star's home alright
lookit th paintings on th walls
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splatter a yellow one over that painting and
we get extra points
dont blow out th windows too soon
make sure ya get th princess parrot
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u wont get th king parrot
hasn tbeen done
th computer allowed all of th
triple random number generator
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Bjork
'Crying'
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sorry
it;s just awful slippery
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started as a
pirate mp3 player song identifier
with wings
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i cant boot up th professional compiler
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th prgrammer hasnt
put th pieces together yet
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too many hats
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th seven second sound sniffer
works fine
paints pretty pictures and
th pretty picture
idntifier
works
soall th transforms are up dn running
th artist in me
blk
just stopped
th pictures have to be
a certain way
fr coldplay;s yellow
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till blk gives me
th coldplay yellow sound scan
i'm stuck
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got th fourier transforms he was chasin
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all th math
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but booting th math brain is
well it;s
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Nirvana
'Scoff'
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Phil Collins
'Another Day in Paradise'
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off doin somethin else
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got too many concurrent tracks and
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that part of th brain bein used at th moment
i cant put it back
into 12 hr days at th programming keyboard
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our last foray was fine
put jenny;exe's partials together and
rebuilt th
triple random number generator
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th hard bit;s done
that;s all
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th rest is just
solid coding
building in th functionality
lotsa code to change
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i;ts in my mind tonight
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basic image recognition was
far simpler
aural recognition in
basic is
gunna use th same comparator
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even if i have to tweak th **** out of it
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image owl
still only seein in one colour
red
have to go back to three colour
and a faster computer
a p400 is good enough fr th blog
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take that
seve nsecond
sound snapshot and
go thru th database
i know htis song
dont help me
and whack it up
replace th dj
we should have th technology now
it;s doable
why should i have ot rememebr wo this song called and
th names they giv ehtese things
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Dusty Springfield
'Goin' Back'
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not a good example
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like
good riddance
fr
time of your life
wot half th public calls it
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wot is this song
iluv this song
i never
ever
ever
get it;s name
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but when jenny.exe
starts callin herself
piratejenny.exe
she'll idnetify
even wot;s playin on th radio
that's th plan
and in basic
find one impossible thing
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oh
i ****in did it
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oh well
pick another one
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why reinvent th wheel
th big money paid
IT friend of mine
at th top of th industry asked me
fr th magic we'll find
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but he wrote virus;s
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used t give me virus writers
to disect
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and th odd
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Stealer's Wheel
'Stealer's Wheel - Stuck In The'
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compiler
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a mad motorcycle rider
put me into a gutter
ridin my sidecar to a party one night
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a fun crash
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i liberate these sixpacks in th name of me
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boring party
we'll find another one
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eleven pm
on a dark saturday night
twenty mortorcycles
arrivin on th front lawn
a coupel of sidecars
spillin girls and beer
and a unicycle funnily enough
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ever been grasscutting ?
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ya sit in a sidecar
at over one fourty k's
on acorner with high grass
u;r up int h air
flyin
on two wheels
slidin
th eleven hundred startin to get wheelspin
exiting th corner
and u;re still int h grass
in th air
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Kylie Minogue
'Sweet Music'
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is more fun at one seventy but
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i dont know u
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if u panic at that speed and move too fast
we both die
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cmon
u'll be dodgin telegraph poles in no time
liek a pro
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u'd never make a sidecar monkey
occasionally i gotta get in it
to experience it
an analogy ?
my chopped off toe
i'm a toecutter
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a great light dawns
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wanna see where they putit back on crooked
wouldnt know it'd been chopped off otherwise
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my scars disappear
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i'll get to keep this one
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had a huge scar
up th middle of my forehead
fr fifteen yrs
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cant see it
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I Want My 80's Box
'Oh Yeah - Yello'
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i guess
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cant see where i got knifed as a young fella
or that other thing
clean skin
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distingui****ng marks
well they arent th same
th skin colour keeps changin
th eye colour keeps changin
and since pirate jenny
came out a bit
ppl get confused wot *** we are
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which
a biker
at a campfire
a one percenter
was talkin about
many many yrs ago
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how come
if u never carry a gun
and ****s arealways stickin emin yr face
i knwo who u are ****
how come
u still alive
and some of them arent
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magic
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?
'?'
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J:\musi\UNKNOW~1\UNKNOW~2\01 Track 122.MP3
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unknown unseen magic
pump up the volume
the track
a state scret
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put u at risk
readin this do***ent
i care factor
..
..
..
pirate jenny
"james black"
'the land surfer"
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p.s.
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Iron Butterfly
'In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida'
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