The Independent Insider- Heroin prices hit record low on
International Spacestation
July 29th, 2007
Just a week after news of drunken astronauts hitting the bottle before
the throttle, an insider source has leaked information to The
Independent Insider that aboard the International Space Station is a
rich black market. "From bootleg movies transfered from ipod to ipod
to pure middle east heroin, austronaughts are spending more time up
there partying then anything else." According to the source this
isn't a new problem, "Hard drugs have been smuggled by Russians aboard
scents the program began, the word is prices for a quick fix are only
dropping." An undisclosed do***ent points to Lisa Nowak being directly
caused by Methamphatmine psychosis, apparently she obtained while on a
trip to the space station. Local Houstonite Joan Reavwar proclaims,
"This is an outrage, I demand my tax dollars back."
More to come soon....
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