by "The Atomic Brain" <ab@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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Nov 17, 2008 at 08:09 PM
<dank420@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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in the San Francisco area Chairman Obama is so popular you would
think he was a recreational drug. The only things I’ve seen the
locals get as excited about are THC and LSD, and Obama is even more
popular, so I’ve decided to describe the phenomenon as “obama crack.”
Everyone hates Bush, but they love Obama because he offers “hope”
which seems to mean hoping he’ll throw more money at whatever special
interest benefits them personally. Obama represents hope that he’ll
give you free crack so you won’t have to hustle for your own crack.
To illustrate, I fill a ziplock baggie with birdseed and label it
“Obama Crack (Free! Menthol!)” with a sharpie and go down to the duck
pond and proceed to toss birdseed while yelling “get yer free obama
crack!” and all the ducks come running and quack for more crack while
I quack obama quack. The ducks will follow me as long as I keep
throwing crack at them, quacking sup****t for my leader****p. They’d
follow me over a cliff, but the metaphor ends there because ducks can
fly.
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Someone's been hittng on the "Obama crack".
