On Mon, 17 Nov 2008 17:33:35 -0800 (PST), dank420@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>Here in the San Francisco area Chairman Obama is so popular you would
>think he was a recreational drug. The only things I’ve seen the
>locals get as excited about are THC and LSD, and Obama is even more
>popular, so I’ve decided to describe the phenomenon as “obama crack.”
>
>Everyone hates Bush, but they love Obama because he offers “hope”
>which seems to mean hoping he’ll throw more money at whatever special
>interest benefits them personally. Obama represents hope that he’ll
>give you free crack so you won’t have to hustle for your own crack.
>
>To illustrate, I fill a ziplock baggie with birdseed and label it
>“Obama Crack (Free! Menthol!)” with a sharpie and go down to the duck
>pond and proceed to toss birdseed while yelling “get yer free obama
>crack!” and all the ducks come running and quack for more crack while
>I quack obama quack. The ducks will follow me as long as I keep
>throwing crack at them, quacking sup****t for my leader****p. They’d
>follow me over a cliff, but the metaphor ends there because ducks can
>fly.
>
you're on crack
>
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>
>“Like various other words in the B vocabulary, duckspeak was
>ambivalent in meaning. Provided that the opinions which were quacked
>out were orthodox ones, it implied nothing but praise, and when The
>Times referred to one of the orators of the Party as a doubleplusgood
>duckspeaker it was paying a warm and valued compliment.”
>-- 1984


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